Funny PJ Collections 01 October 2013

Funny PJ Collections 01 October 2013

WARNING: This PJ can even damage your nervous system...
Who is the leader of Ducks ???
Ans: Frog
Why?
Because Frog is Mainduck!
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Ek bar jarur padhna sab naya hai:-
Santa strikes back-
Santa in police office:
ye photos kiski hain ???
Police officer:yeh criminals ki jinko arrest kerna hai.
SANTA: jab photo li tab arrest ker lena tha na.=))
Xxxxxxxx
Ek sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gaya,
khol k dekha to under CHHUHA mra hua tha,
dekh k sardar bola:AE lo,chalega kaise.
SINGER to mar gaya. .
Xxxxxxx
Santa: Ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?
Banta: Kar di na pagalo wali bat, duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA, baki sab to videsh hai!
Xxxxx   
Santa: saala kal raat 3 ghanta
English film dekhi….
Na koi scene dikhi,
Na koi aawaz suni.
Friend: film ka naam kya tha?
Santa: "No Disc Inserted"
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Santa samundar me dahi dal raha tha
Banta-kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-lassi bana raha hu!
Banta-teri isi harkato se log humpe haste hai,
ab itni lassi kon piyega be?
Xxxxxxx

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