Funny Naughty Whatsapp Jokes Collection 18 October 2013

Pitaji bathroom me fisal gye
haddi tut gayi

hospital me beta aya aur pucha

..papa kaise gir pade?

Papa: chutiye!!! muth mar k pani to dal diya kar...

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Very HORNY Wife Husband ka penis Chum k boli

Mere Laal
Mera Sona
mera babu
mera Baccha
or bada ho Ja na

Husband- Bhenchod isko Chut me Dalna hai ya School mein 

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A lady was negotiating rate of BRA and panty.

Shopkeeper: "Bhabiji, BRA me meine aapka Dil rakha....,
lekin PANTY me aapko meri zubaan rakhni hogi
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1st Friend:
teri BIWI mujhe Dekhkar hasti kyo he..

Chalu hai kya?

2nd Friend:
nahi re shadi ki raat Usne pucha kabi kisi ki Gand Mari he ?

To maine tera nam bata Diya...>$<
BOY : Kaash...! Agar main "Bra" hota,
Tere 'seene'se hamesha
chipka rehta..

GIRL : Hat Paagal, Main kisi aur se
Dabwa Rahi Hoti AUR
Tu Kursi pe Latka hota.......=))
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A hoarding in a lingerie shop:
We stock BRA & PANTIES in following sizes:

Oohhh, Aaah, Wow and also in Baap re Baap, Hey Bhagwan and Iski Maa ki!

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Fastest marriage proposal agreement:
Boy- 'Khana Banana'
ata hai.??
Girl- Nahi par..
'BANANA Khana' ata hai.
And they get married..:

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What Wud u get if u put
-Donkey in water
-Cock in freezer
-Cat in a milk pan?

U will get....

-
A Wet ass..
- A Hard cock..&
- A Satisfied pussy..

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Public interest notice:-

To beat d winter cold, either put your hands in gloves or in the blouse... .

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What Wud Hapen If A Lady Puts A Cheque Inside Her Blouse & Runs?

Think dude think!

Simple...

THE CHEQUE WILL BOUNCE, BOUNCE and BOUNCE !! ;)