Funny Naughty Whatsapp Jokes Collection 18 October 2013

Funny Naughty Whatsapp Jokes Collection 18 October 2013

Pitaji bathroom me fisal gye
haddi tut gayi
hospital me beta aya aur pucha
..papa kaise gir pade?
Papa: chutiye!!! muth mar k pani to dal diya kar...
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Very HORNY Wife Husband ka penis Chum k boli
Mere Laal
Mera Sona
mera babu
mera Baccha
or bada ho Ja na
Husband- Bhenchod isko Chut me Dalna hai ya School mein 
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A lady was negotiating rate of BRA and panty.
Shopkeeper: "Bhabiji, BRA me meine aapka Dil rakha....,
lekin PANTY me aapko meri zubaan rakhni hogi
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1st Friend:
teri BIWI mujhe Dekhkar hasti kyo he..
Chalu hai kya?
2nd Friend:
nahi re shadi ki raat Usne pucha kabi kisi ki Gand Mari he ?

To maine tera nam bata Diya...>$<
BOY : Kaash...! Agar main "Bra" hota,
Tere 'seene'se hamesha
chipka rehta..
GIRL : Hat Paagal, Main kisi aur se
Dabwa Rahi Hoti AUR
Tu Kursi pe Latka hota.......=))
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A hoarding in a lingerie shop:
We stock BRA & PANTIES in following sizes:
Oohhh, Aaah, Wow and also in Baap re Baap, Hey Bhagwan and Iski Maa ki!
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Fastest marriage proposal agreement:
Boy- 'Khana Banana'
ata hai.??
Girl- Nahi par..
'BANANA Khana' ata hai.
And they get married..:
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What Wud u get if u put
-Donkey in water
-Cock in freezer
-Cat in a milk pan?
U will get....
-
A Wet ass..
- A Hard cock..&
- A Satisfied pussy..
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Public interest notice:-
To beat d winter cold, either put your hands in gloves or in the blouse... .
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What Wud Hapen If A Lady Puts A Cheque Inside Her Blouse & Runs?
Think dude think!
Simple...
THE CHEQUE WILL BOUNCE, BOUNCE and BOUNCE !! ;)

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