Funny Long Whatsapp Joke: Raj singh Apne Liye Ek Purani BikeDhund Raha Thha

Funny Long Whatsapp Joke: Raj singh Apne Liye Ek Purani BikeDhund Raha Thha

Yeh. Poora padhna
Raj singh Apne Liye Ek Purani Bike
Dhund Raha Thha.
Ek Din Use Aisi Bike Mili Jiski
Condition Bilkul Nayi Se Bhi Achhi
Thi.
Usne Use Kharidte Samaye Uske
Malik Se Pucha: “Yaar, Ye Itni Nayi
Kaise Lagti Hai?”
Malik Bola: “Ek Vesline Ki Dibbi
Hamesha Apne Paas Rakho, Aur Jese
Hi Barish Shuru Ho Iske Uppar
Vesline Laga Do Hamesha Nayi Jaisi
Hi Rahegi.”
Nayi Jaisi Bike Leke Usne Apni
Girlfriend Ko Dikhayi Aur Usko
Ghumane Le Gaya.
Vapis Jab Use Ghar Chhod Raha Tha
To Girlfriend Boli Ki Aaj Raat Ko
Tum Hamare Ghar Par Hi Dinner
Karo.
Raj singh Man Gaya Aur Bike Ko
Stand Pe Laga Ke Jaisi Hi Ander Jane
Laga To Uski Girl Friend Ne Ek Ajeeb
Baat Batai.
Wo Boli: “Hamare Ghar Mein Khana
Khane Ke Time Par Jo Bhi Kuch
Bolega Use Ghar Ke Saare Bartan
Manjhne Padte Hai, Isliye Khana
Khate Samaye Kuch Bhi Mat Bolna.”
Uski Baat Sun Kar Ok Bola, Par Jaisi
Hi Ander Ghusa Dekh Kar Hairan
Rah Gaya, Ghar Ke Har Kone Mein
Juthe Bartno Ka Dher Laga Hua Tha.
Bina Kuch Bole Dining Table Pe Beth
Gaya, Sabhi Log Chupchap Khana
Khane Lage, Koi Kuch Nahi Bol Raha
Tha.
Raj Ka Dimag Ab Kaam Kiya Aur
Usne Moke Ka Fayada Uthate Hue
Apni Girl Friend Ko Kiss Kiya,
Uske Kapde Utarne Shuru Kiye Phir
Wo Dono Khana Bhul Kar Sex Mein
Lag Gaye.
Woh Dono Jameen Par Hi Sex Karne
Lage Par Koi Kuch Nahi Bola.
Uski Girl Friend Ki Maa, Uska Baap,
Uski Behen Sab Ye Tamasha Dekh
Rahe The.
Par Bartan Manjhne Ke Darr Se
Sabhi Chup The. Girl Friend K sath
Achhi Tarah krne  Ke Baad,
Raj Ne Uski Behen K b sath krna
Shuru Kar Diya Par Koi Kuch Nahi
Bola.
Jab Raj Uski Maa K sath b kr hi Chuka
Tha Tabhi Jor Se baarish Hone Lagi,
Aur Use Apni Bike Ki Fikar Hone
Lagi.
Usne Tezi Se Jeb Mein Hath Dala Aur
Vesline Ki Dibbi Nikali Hi Thi Ki.
Ladki Ka Baap Chilla Kar Bola: “Nahi Nahi, Mein Bartan
Manjhne Ke Liye Tyaar Hun“

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