Adult Whatsapp Jokes Collection In Hinglish 26 October 2013

Adult Whatsapp Jokes Collection In Hinglish 26 October 2013

BHAKT-'Baba Chut or Chutiye me kya antar hai?
BABA-'Jo aadmi ko pagal kar de use chut kehte hai,
Aur Jo chut ke piche pagal ho jaye use Chutiye.

2 Nangi ladkiyo ne bank loot liya.
Bahar aake 1 boli:Chal ab kapde pehan le, koi pehchan nahi payega..
Qki kisi bhi kamine ne shakal to dekhi nahi hogi..

Girl to Swami- Mujhe Bhavishya dekhna sikhao?
Swami- Kapde utaro aur Ghodi ban jao.
Girl- Tum mujhe chodne wale ho?
Swami- Dekha, Dikhne laga na bhavishya.

Adhyatmic Sex:
SUKH or SANTOSH ke bich me kya faraq hai?
"Jivan me apni pasand se thokne ko mile,
to wo hai SUKH..
Or
Jo mile.. Use thokna pade
Wo hai SANTOSH.

Police:Tumne apne BF ko Q mara?
Girl:Haramkhor ne bed pe giraya, Bra utari, phir underware utari, phir tang uthai, CONDOM pehna Or fir harami bola APRIL FOOL.

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