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Adult Funny Whatsapp Joke On Ishant Sharma : Whatsapp Chat Group Of Indian Cricket Team

Whatsapp chat group of indian cricket team......
Ishant sharma (after the match texting on d group): hey guys wassup ??
Dhoni : dimaag ki maa mat chod maderchod...pehle hi teri vajah se meri innings ki ijjat ki chud gayi lavde sale chutiye......tere sab baal katke tere gand mein daal dunga bc ! Tu bus ab mujhe ake bol ki mujhe team mein lelo tere lavde ko stump banake stumping ki practice karunga bc...!
Ishant sharma : mein toh yeh bolne text kiya tha ki mein retire ho raha hu !
Kohli : jaa gand mara na fir lavde...! Kabhi dikh gaya na udhar hi gand mein bat ghusa dunga tere !
Bhuvaneshwar kumar : sirji.....apki maka bhosda !
Rohit sharma : ishant plz itna toh mein bhi nai hagta hu chutiye !
Siddhu joined d group..
Siddhu : ishant teri maki chut !
Siddhu left d group...
Ishant sharma : are meri baat toh suno koi.....mujhe maaf kardo mein retire hone ja raha hu ! Sirf next match khelne do i would rock it on !
Bhvaneshwar kumar : sirji firse......apki maka bhosda !
Ishant sharma left d group :-P