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Adult English Joke: 2 tamil men get onto a bus in New York

2 tamil men get onto a bus in New York. They sit
down & engage in an animated conversation. The
lady sitting next 2 them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears 1 of them say
the following: "Emma cums first.
Den I cum.
Den two asses cum together.
I cum once-a-more!
2 asses, they cum 2gether again.
I cum again and pee twice. Then I cum one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more and shouts "You
foul- mouthed sexobsessed Indian, in this country
we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives however extraordinary they are." "Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. "Who talkin'
about sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi."