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माना कि अब तु मुजे  महोब्बत नहिं करती..!! लेकिन अब भी तू हमारी गली से गुजर जाए तो लोग कहते हे..!! . . . . . भाई का मॉल जा रहा हे....!! 😂😂😂 चिकन ऐसे पकाओ कि कच्चा ना हो; वाह वाह! चिकन ऐसे पकाओ कि कच...

😂🕒Jokes Time🕒😂 औरतों के दो करिश्मे: 1. बिना घास खाये दूध देती हैं। 2. लौड़ा नहीं होता फिर भी मर्दों की गांड मार लेती हैं। 2 कुत्ते ने गधे को सोते देखा तो उसकी गाँड में लंड घुसाने लगा। गधा: क...

-THE SECRET Of a Good Husband Once I asked my friend, "What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?" He said "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems." I asked "Can you explain?" He said "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions." Still not convinced, i asked him "Give me some examples". He said "Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it " I asked "Then, what is your role?" He said "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain shou...

Dear Shikhar Dhawan,  Firstly, congratulations on team India's 130 run victory against South Africa. T hat is very much appreciated. We are pleased to announce that you have been awarded a rating of 'C' (Average Performer) for this match.  We realised that your score of 137 was not required when India could win by 130 runs anyway. Only 7 runs from you were needed for the win.  We thank you for your efforts and we wish you all the best for rest of the series. Should you have any questions on the appraisal system, please feel free to contact us during your net practice.  - HR Manager

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😝😝Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ? Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns        Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha? Mahesh bhatt:  jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!! Died Laughing.... 😜😜😱😝👏😊👍😝😝 100 metre ki race ho rahi thi... Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'... Everybody started running except Alia bhatt. Referee - y r u not running...? Alia - My number is 4 😝😝😝😝😝 ----------------------------- SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai.... Alia bhat:  Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye.... 😜😝😜😝👏 ----------------------------- Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied.. FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died) AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died) ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died)😝 😱👍😊😜😝😝 ----------------------------- Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Alia - what should we do now? Varun- we'll take 50:50...

Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept ..  Boy: DEGI? ---------------------------  हवस का आलम तो देखो~ कि ट्रक के पीछे लिखा "हॉर्न प्लीज़" भी हमें नज़र आता है"पोर्न प्लीज़" -------------------------- Aapka beta bahut bra ho gaya hai.  Umar kya hai uski?  Woh panties saal ka hai.  Hose-siyaar hai,nahi?  Cup itna bra ho gaya pata nahi chala..