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If u want to have some extra excitement during a roller coaster ride, carry few nuts n bolts wid u.. Let d coaster reach d max height.. Den tap d person infrnt of u n say "ye aapki seat se nikle hai"

Some girls while driving cars play inky pinky ponky so that they can locate the brakes correctly ----------------------------- Alok Nath:Baccho office ke liye tayyar ho jaao. Vivek,Prem,Vinod: Haan,bas 32 minute dijiye ek gaana gaa le saare pariwar aur kutte ke saath -------------------------- Normal Guys: '36 ayegi 36 Jayegi But Meri Wali To Meri Mummy Hi Laegi'  Reality : 'Bas Aap Meri Gf Ban Jao,Chaho To Recharge Karwa Diya Karunga'  Me: 'Ek Bhi Nahi Aayi To 36 Kaha Se Aayegi,Meri Wali To Meri Mummy Bhi Nahi La Paygi Smart Hu,Khud Dhoon Kar Launga Mai Docomo 2g Use Karta Hu,Uska Kya Ghanta recharge Karwaunga 

I am not saying I am the best. I only know that I am doing my best to be the best. ----------------------------------------------- People with attitude are rich by pocket but poor by heart  ---------------------------------------------- STATUS are meant for WINNERS Not for LOSSER  ---------------------------------------------- Born with winner Quality's  ---------------------------------------------- When you think there is nothing left in your life,just keep working hard until you die :)

Sonia Gandhi is with the Queen of England. Sonia: "Your Majesty, any tips you can give me to stay in power the way you have been for so long?" "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Sonia frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are intelligent?" The Queen: "Easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "David Cameron, would you come in here, please?" David Cameron walked into the room and said, "Yes, ma'am?" The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, David. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, David Cameron answered, "That would be me, ma'am." "Very good! Thank you, David !" said the Queen. Then she turned to Sonia with a smile and said ...

I love <3 being in that mood where everything is hilarious... ----------------------------------------------- Dekh bhai...Jo karna hai kar... Candy crush ki request na bhej.. ----------------------------------------------- Hum Woh Sikander hain, Jo Sab ko rakhte hain apne Dil ke andar.... ----------------------------------------------- I want everything, but i want that with you! <3 ----------------------------------------------- Short walk is much beautiful den long drive with sumone...<3 ----------------------------------------------- People who hate u r the ones who view your profile the most..✌️ ----------------------------------------------- Pride in my pocket and ego in my bank !

Man : my wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours. Friend : Ahh!!! my wife is better, She does not even need a subject."

Girlfriend : I am pregnant . . . . . . . Boyfriend : Is it mine ?. . . . . . . Girlfriend : Nahi ,Undertaker aaya tha ye kaand karne.. ---------------------------------------------- Vishwas : Hum honge kamyaab, ek din Girl : Ho Ho mann mein hai Vishwas, poora hai Vishwas Vishwas : Hatt pagli love you too ----------------------------------------------- Jackie Shroff: Beta, 24 saal ka hogaya hai tu. Tujhe mooche aur daadhi kab aaayegi? Tiger Shroff: Sabki jaati nahi, meri aati nahi.