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Hindi LOL Joke: Sunny Leone

जिनके दिन खराब चल रहे होते हैं, . . . उनके सपने में सन्नी लियॉन भी साड़ी पहन के आती है...

Funny Long Whatsapp Joke: Aeroplane And A Cleaner

One day Jonson an ✈aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots’ cockpit when he saw a book entitled “How to fly an aeroplane✈ for beginners. Volume One”.  He opened the first page which said, “To start the engine, press the red button.”.  He did so and the airplane engine started.  He was happy and opened the next page. “To set airplane moving press the blue button.”  He did so and the ✈aeroplane started moving at an amazing speed.  He wanted to fly so he opened the third page which read, “To let the aeroplane fly, please press the green button.”  He did this and the plane started to ✈✈✈fly.  He was excited!!!!!!  After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go to the fourth page. He fainted after reading the instructions…….  The fourth page read, “To learn how to land, please purchase Volume Two at the nearest bookshop!!!!

English Funny Quotes Collection Message 26 Sep 2014

Having a “new boyfriend” every month doesn't mean you gorgeous it means you easy and retarded ... ---------------------------------------------- Alcohol doesn't make you fat , it make you lean on .. tables,chairs and random people ... --------------------------------------------- *missed a call* *calls back* *no answer* WTF, did u die within 3 seconds ... --------------------------------------------- Today at the park I saw a boy sleeping on a bench. So I called the police and said I saw a kid napping ... --------------------------------------------- That awkward moment when twins are fighting one calls the other one ugly .. --------------------------------------------- My eating schedule: breakfast Snack brunch snack lunch snack pre dinner snack dinner midnite snack ... ---------------------------------------------

Funny Joke On India's Mars Mission

Reaction after india's succesful mars mission:- Alia bhatt = Ab 'MARS' wali chocolate aur bhi sasti ho jayegi.. Rahul gandhi = Mein mars se chunav ladunga... Priyanka Gandhi = We should change the name of mars to Rajiv Gandhi Lal Grah.. Anil ambani = my ipl team cricketers will be from MARS. i will name it after my wife's  name   "MARS TINA HOTTERS". Sonia Gandhi = Martians should be declared as Minorities... Kejriwal =  It is illegal step by Modi's government to conquer mars. Hum MARS par dharna karenge.. Geelani =  We want Mars free from India... Chidambaram = Mars is a Special Economic Zone area. It Should be given to Robert vadera   And the best statement comes from pakistan Bilawal Bhutto = Hum Mars ka ek ek inch bharat se le lenge ....