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आप इसमें से कौन से वर्ग में आते है? 1. Whatsapp मुर्गा  ...:  रोज सबेरे, "गुड मोर्निंग"  के मैसेज देना और लोगो को 'गुड मोर्निंग' बोल कर जगाना इनका प्रिय काम है। 2. Whatsapp बाबा :  ये सिर्फ भगवान के ही मैसेज भेजते है और  प्रवचन करते फिरते है। 3. Whatsapp चोर :  ये लोग दुसरो का  मेसेज forward करते है! 4 . Whatsapp देवदास :  ये लोग हमेशा दर्द भरे और  निराशाजनक कविता भेजते है और  अपना दुःख दुनिया को दिखाके लोगों को भी दुखी करते है। 5. Whatsapp न्यूज रिपोर्टर:  दुनिया में क्या चालू है,  ऐसी न्यूज ये लोगो को भेजते है। 6. Whatsapp विदुषक:  ये लोग उनकी जिंदगी में कितने  भी दुखी चाहे हो लेकिन सबको  reply करते है और मैसेज भेज  कर के हंसते रहते है । 7. Whatsapp मौनी बाबा:  ये लोग चुपचाप मैसेज पढते है  और reply कभी नहीं करते है। 8. Whatsapp विचारक:  ये लोग अच्छे विचार अपने  म...

After watching Salman Khan in Jai Ho fighting and beating hundreds of gunda mawalis at a time................... Batman, Superman, Spider and all other Super Heros said........... "Saale hum to sab yahaan chutiye baithe hain"

American parents: "Here's a labrador pup for you son. Happy Birthday!☺️" Indian Parents: Pet dog chahiye? . . . . . . . . Never. Uski potty kaun saaf karega?

All Non Veg. Funny Shayaris Roye Hum Iss Kadar Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar; Wah Wah! Roye Hum Iss Kadar Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar; Ki Woh Khud Apni Kameez Utarkar Boli; Daba Le Kamine, Faltu Mein Natak Mat Kar! Dil Todne Ki Saja Nahi Milti; Dil Tutne Ki Wajah Nahi Milti; Maal To Bahut Fass Jaate Hain, Mere Dost; Bas Unhey Thokne Ki Jagah Nahi Milti! Unki Gali Se Guzre, To Chaubara Nazar Aaya; Unki Gali Se Guzre, To Chaubara Nazar Aaya; Uski Maa Bahar Aa Kar Boli: Gaand Faad Dungi Bhosdi Ke, Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya! Nipple Se Tapak Raha Hai Pasina; Nipple Se Tapak Raha Hai Pasina; Bhigi Hui Gaand Aur Lathpath Seena; Aab Tumhi Batao Ghalib; Itni Garmi Mein Koi Kaise Thoke Hasina! Dilbar Ke Hamne Pyaar Se Jo Boob Daba Diye; Zaara Gaur Farmaiye! Dilbar Ke Hamne Pyaar Se Jo Boob Daba Diye; Bhen Ki Lodi Ne Laat Maar Ke Hamaare GOTE Suja Diye! Lund Ki Aawaz Ko Damdar Kehte Hain; Fati Choot Ko Bekaar Kehte Hain; Sirf Chodne Ka Nam Mohabbat Nahi Hota; Kissi Ki Yaadon Mein Mutth Marne Ko Bhi Pyaar Kehte Ha...

It makes me smile knowing that i have such great friends. Friends that i can pour my heart out too and i know that they'll listen. Thanks Friend you are amazing.

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He's an embarassment.. Arnab - How are the 1984 and 2002 riots different? Rahul Gandhi - The 1984 and 2002 riots are different. They are different... because they are not same.. they are..umm..not same, Look we brought RTI, we passed lokpal, we have 6 bills in the parliament. A - No, my question is How are the 1984 and 2002 riots different? R -Yes, they are different. women need to be empowered, our party has taken steps. We have brought RTI and LOKPAL, we have 6 bills sitting in the parliament. A - No, Mr Gandhi, you are still not telling me how are the 1984 and 2002 riots different? R - We have always said they are different. We gave you the RTI. We gave you lokpal. Look we need to empower women. We need to bring youngsters in the party. A - Don't you think you are a retard? R - Yes, you see we gave the people of this country Lokpal. We gave you RTI, we are bringing youngsters. We are empowering women. A- melody itni choclatey kyun hai? R- see we need to empower women and ope...