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Mindblowing....... 1st yr MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around the table with real dead body. The professor started the class by telling them two important qualities as a doctor. The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the body's ass & on drawing back, put the finger in his own mouth & tasted it. Then he told the students to do the same. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body's ass & tasted it. When everyone finished the professor looked at them & said :Be like Engineers. The most important 2nd quality is Observation. I inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger. Now learn to pay attention All students : BC! !!!

If a man is on bed wid 2 women,hw many animals r on d bed? Ans=14. Working notes: 3 asses+6 calves+2 pussies+2 chicks+1 half dead cock=14. learn yr

Horse & chicken were best friends. One day, horse fell into a hole. Chicken called a farmer who used his Audi Q7 Quattro to pull out the horse, horse became very happy & thought someday he will return the favour. Then one day the chicken fell into the hole. The horse lowered his dick & pulled the chicken out.. Chicken was damn impressed.. Moral of the story - If u have a horse's dick, u don't need an Audi to pick up the chicks..

If u give me 100 young boys, I can change the nation.. - Swami Vivekananda.. If u give me 100 young girls, I can create a new nation.. - Asaram bapu..

ILadki ne boy frnd ko fone kiya to uss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya. Ladki: Apne uncle ko fon do. Bacha: Aap ka name? Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e man ka fone hai. jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha usse sunn kar larki behosh ho gayi. uss ne masumiyat se kaha: "lekin aunty mobile pe to "Raand "likha hua hai...

A Sardar was caught by police for killing 20 people in rash driving... Police: How did u kill 20 people..? Sardar: Me gaadi tez chala raha tha par jab mene brake lagaya, to pata chala ke brake fail ho gaya hai.. fir me saamne dekha to 2 aadmi ja rahe the & dusri taraf 1 barat ja rahi thi..Ab tum batao me gaadi kidhr modta..? Police: Ofcourse, jis taraf 2 admi the..nuksaan kam hota.. Sardar: Exactly...mene bhi yhi socha tha par wo 2 admi meri gaadi dekhkr barat me ghus gaye..

एक आदमी इंदौर के एक अस्पताल में अंतिम साँसे गिन रहा था । उसके पास उसकी पत्नी,बच्चे एवं नर्स खड़े थे। आदमी अपने बड़े पुत्र से  : तुम मेरे साकेत वाले 15 बंगले ले लो। पुत्री से : तुम मेरे विजय नगर वाले 8 बंगले ले लो। छोटे पुत्र से : तुम मेरे सबसे छोटे और प्रिय बेटे हो मैं तुम्हारा भविष्य उज्जवल देखना चाहता हूँ इसलिए तुम मेरे जवाहर मार्ग वाले 20 ऑफिस ले लो। पत्नी से : तुम मेरे पलासिया वाली बिल्डिंगों के सभी 11 फ्लैट ले लो। पास में खड़ी नर्स प्रभावित होते हुए पत्नी से बोली आप बहुत ही भाग्यशाली है की आपको इतने अमिर पति मिले जो आपको इतनी सारी जायदाद देकर जा रहे है। पत्नी नर्स से बोली कौन अमीर, कौनसी जायदाद, अरे ये तो हम सबको जिम्मेदारियां दे रहे है.....सुबह सुवह दूध पहुँचाने की।