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No offense guys... Chicken Story (Mind blowing climax): A farmer rears  25 young hens and one old cock... As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market... Old cock to Young cock: Old cock: Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity... Young cock: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired. Old cock : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some? Young cock: No!! Not even one, all of them will be mine. Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have all. Young cock:  OKKK.. What kind of competition? Old cock: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters. Young cock: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning. In the morning the Young cock allows t...

Arrested for laughing ...!! This is from an actual trial in the UK. A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more. She filed a court case on him. In the court the man's defence was:- When the lady boarded the bus i couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read "Coming Soon- The unknown boon".. I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement, which read:- "William's stick did the trick".. Then I could not control myself any longer, when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:- "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident".. The case was dismissed. The judge fell off his chair laughing !...

Ye 1 darawni kahani hai , kamjor dil wale ise na padhe..!! Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1 kitab bechne ke liye khada tha, 1 aadmi aaya aur usne wo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li.. Budhe aadmi ne kitab de kar kaha:- Jabtak koi musibat na aye kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekhna. Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin dar ke karan last page nahi khola. 1 din usse raha nahi gaya aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gaya.. last page par likha tha.. . . . . . . . . . . . . MRP- Rs.10/- only!. hahahahahahahaha

A Nano breaks down on a roadside . A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver. "I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights" They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/h. The BMW driver totally forgets about the nano & guns it after the Porsche. Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ: "Calling all stations :: You won't believe this, I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at bout 190 km/h with a Nano behind them flashing its lights to Overtake.

Santa is back Santa public toilet gaya or 1ghante baad nikla. Jamadar bola : 20 rs. Santa -: Saale Bathroom mai baithta tha CYBER CAFE main nahi..! Teacher To Santa- Isko Hindi mei translate karo She is kidding Santa hasne lga or table par hi gir gya or bola. . . .itna asan WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI Doctor To Santa: Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai.. . Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya Phir Aansu Ponchte Huwe . . . . . . . . . . . Kitne Number Se ?? 😀 Santa to Banta: Yaar koi aisa valentine gift bataa jo seedha teri bhabi ke dil per lage . . ... . . . ... . Banta: Goli mar de  Santa Sharab pite pite Rone Laga... Banta: Kya hua Ro Q Rahe Ho? Santa: Yaar Jis Ladki ko Bhulane ke Liye Pi raha thaUska Naam Yaad Nahi Aa Raha..  1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi Santa ne Window se Dekha Socho Santa kya bola hoga? Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye. 😀 Snta- pant ki silai kitni h? Tailor-15...

Killer shayaris are back Using ur brain is strictly, V.Strictly prohibited... 1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter, Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre 2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain, 12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain 3.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan, And the award goes to A.R.Rehman. 4.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni" 5.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar, Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber 6.) Teri adao pe main waari waari.. Dial 139 for railway enquiry. 7.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf.. The number you are trying is currently switched off. 8.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo. Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo. 9.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak.... Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK.. 10.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta ha...

The Pastor baptized John and dipped his head in water 3 times. After the 3rd time he said : "You are now baptized. You are a new creation; your old creation is gone. No more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is David." David went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Budweiser Beer, dipped it in water 3 times and said : "You are now a new creation; your old one is gone. Your new name is Orange Juice =))