This is epic....
Laalu Yadav has heart attack, dies, goes to hell, Devil waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do." says Devil. "Ur on my list, but I have no room for you. As u definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go."
"I got 3 folks here who weren't as bad as u. I will let 1 of them go, u hav to take their place. I let u decide who leaves!"
Devil opened 1st room.
In it was Sonia Gandhi & large pool of hot water. She kept diving in & climbing out, over & over. Such was her fate in hell.
"No!' said Laalu. 'I'm not a good swimmer!"
Devil led him to next room. In it was Mulayam Singh with a sledgehammer & room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
"No! I got problem wth my shoulder. I will be in constant agony if I had to break rocks all day."
Devil opened 3rd door. Laalu saw Sharad Pawar lying on a king size bed and Over him was Sunny Leone kissing him and doing what she is best at .
Laalu looked in disbelief for a while & says, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiled & said, "OK, Sunny, you are free to Go!!"