Feb 19, 2014

Funny Whatsapp Joke: A Lady Went To A Newspaper Firm

A lady went to a newspaper firm to publish her story saying "I'm looking for a man who won't beat me, leave me and who will satisfy me in bed". 

Two weeks later she heard a knock on her door as she opened, she saw a man with no arms and legs and she asked, "How can I help you?" 
The guy quickly answered, "I'm answering your request for a man." 
The lady continued, "You have no arms!" The guy answered, "I won't beat you". 
Lady: You have no legs. 
Guy: I won't leave you. 
Lady: How will you satisfy me in bed? 
Guy: What do you think I was knocking with?