Jan 30, 2014

Non Veg Funny Shayaris Collection 30 Jan 2014

All Non Veg. Funny Shayaris

Roye Hum Iss Kadar Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;
Wah Wah!
Roye Hum Iss Kadar Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;
Ki Woh Khud Apni Kameez Utarkar Boli;
Daba Le Kamine, Faltu Mein Natak Mat Kar!


Dil Todne Ki Saja Nahi Milti;
Dil Tutne Ki Wajah Nahi Milti;
Maal To Bahut Fass Jaate Hain, Mere Dost;
Bas Unhey Thokne Ki Jagah Nahi Milti!


Unki Gali Se Guzre, To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Unki Gali Se Guzre, To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Uski Maa Bahar Aa Kar Boli:
Gaand Faad Dungi Bhosdi Ke, Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya!


Nipple Se Tapak Raha Hai Pasina;
Nipple Se Tapak Raha Hai Pasina;
Bhigi Hui Gaand Aur Lathpath Seena;
Aab Tumhi Batao Ghalib;
Itni Garmi Mein Koi Kaise Thoke Hasina!



Dilbar Ke Hamne Pyaar Se Jo Boob Daba Diye;
Zaara Gaur Farmaiye!
Dilbar Ke Hamne Pyaar Se Jo Boob Daba Diye;
Bhen Ki Lodi Ne Laat Maar Ke Hamaare GOTE Suja Diye!



Lund Ki Aawaz Ko Damdar Kehte Hain;
Fati Choot Ko Bekaar Kehte Hain;
Sirf Chodne Ka Nam Mohabbat Nahi Hota;
Kissi Ki Yaadon Mein Mutth Marne Ko Bhi Pyaar Kehte Hain!



Unki Aankhon Mein Ansu Aur Chehre Par Hasi Hai;
Wah Wah! Wah Wah!
Unki Aankhon Mein Ansu Aur Chehre Par Hasi Hai;
Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Unki Lulli Zip Mein Fasi Hai!



Chand Dekhkar Sitare Bane;
Aasman Dekhkar Badal Bane;
Nadi Dekhkar Kinare Bane;
Aapke Karname Dekhkar NIRODH Ke Karkhane Bane!


Aaj Uska Dil Phir Dukha Diya Humne;
Apne Pyaar Ka Karz Chuka Diya Humne;
Dekar Lalach Usse Kulfi Ka;
Andhere Me Apna Ustaad Chusa Diya Humne!



Woh Hamaari Kabar Pe Chal Diye Moot Ke;
Chalo Isi Bahane Darshan Ho Gaye Choot Ke;
Hairless Thi Unki Chikni Choot;
Lekin Ab Kya Fayda Jab Hum Ban Gaye Bhoot!



Tufaano Mein Chhatri Nahi Kholi Jaati;
Bra Se Pehle Panty Nahi Kholi Jaati;
'Viagra' Khana Shuru Kar, Mere Dost;
Kyunki Zubaan Aur Ungli Se Aurat Nahi Chodi Jaati!



Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
Wah Wah!
Pahle Sunn To Le Bhosdi Ke!
Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
Lekin Sabne Teri Gaand Maari, Kya Mera Koi Haq Nahi Tha!