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Funny One Liner Jokes

A day without sunshine is like, night.
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Born free, taxed to death
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What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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Judge to prostitute: So when did you realize you were raped?
Prostitute, wiping away tears: When the check bounced.
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
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If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
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