From diary of an IT guy...
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that I wld do sumthing crazy.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's a sardar) asked me what I was
doing. I told him that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and would give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office....
When my co-worker (the sardar) followed me, Boss asked him, ‘And where do you think you're going?!
(You're gonna love this....)
He said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark !!😝😝😝