Sep 24, 2014

Hindi-English Mixed Adult Whatsapp Jokes Collection 24 Sep 2014

फिल्म "दावते इश्क" देख रहा हूँ, 

एक कपल बगल कि सीट पे "दबाते हुए इश्क" कर रहे हैं 

Dawat-E-Ishq
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Boy- Tum bahut badal gayi ho.....

Girl- Haan jabse tu meri life me aaya hai. 

Boy- Matlab? 

Girl- Harami 34 se 36 kar diye tune. 

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Ladies:

An Intelligent man will open your Mind..

A Handsome man will open your Eyes..
&
A Gentleman will open your Heart..

I'm Intelligently Handsome Gentleman, i will open your clothes..
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When your father tell you, "Tum new generation kya jaano, Maa-baap bachcho ke liye kya kya krte hai"...

Then 'sex' is not an appropriate reply.
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People who smoke a Cigarette and say, "I did not inhale", 
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is like a girl saying "....
"When I sucked those cocks, I did not swallow."!!

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