Sep 22, 2014

Funny Double Meaning WhatsApp Jokes Collection 22 Sep 2014

Classic misunderstanding....


Boy: Hey, Happy Birthday!

Girl: ThankZ!

Boy: So, BP kab de rhi h? 

Girl: Pendrive toh de.... 

Boy: Arre , I mean Birthday Party.... 
Girl: *speechless*

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A man died due to excessive masturbation.




He later got spermveer chakra..

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Boy: I love you
Girl: I love you too
Boy: Muh mei legi?
Girl: Badtameez,harami,go to hell
Boy: Bas Mujhe aisi sanskaari ladki hi chahiye thi
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Earlier, I tweet..
"I need a man to fill the hole in my heart", and no one replies..

Later I tried again by taking out the
"in my heart" part..

and Now I'm Busy Blocking the assholes.. 
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Teen BB Jinko Saari Duniya Chutiya Kahti H 


1- BlackBerry
2 - Bilawal Bhutto
3 - Big Boss

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