May 24, 2014

Sexy Double Meaning Adult Jokes Collection 24 May 2014

D0UBLE MEANING ki limit:
Dad apne bete pappu ka result lene school gaye.
Dad:Madam, kab dogi? kafi der se mera Pappu KHADA hai.

 Madam: Period to khatam hone do
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Awarded Double Meaning Joke:
lady to rikshwalla "...under tak jaayega?"
rikshawalla "bilkul jaayega madam, aapke liye toh khada kiya hai."
lady "thik hai toh..ghumake phicche se le lo...."
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Dudhwala Continuouslyc Ringing Door Bell.
Lady from Inside:
Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha To Paperwala hai;
Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta hai......

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Most confusing double meaning joke..
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Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..

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1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka Award mila hay!

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DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE
& PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena.
:) -
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To all my friends. ...
Hi I'm Ritika... 
Msc student.

I lost my "BRA"
(36size) while having sex wit my boyfrnd. 
It Costs Rs 90. 
If u frwd this I'll get 5 Paisa per fwd... 
Plz dont delete. 
Winter has started & My Nipples r getting hard &Visible...
So Plz frwd this msg and help me out::
I will pray that u get big breast wife
Otherwise u will get a small breasted ,flat only. 
For a girl she will get husband with small Dick Dont neglect..
Fwd this to atleast 10 people.

Saalo bahut bhagwan ka msg forward karte ho ab isse karo
Its not that "Sabbra Ka Fal Meetha Hota Hai"

But Its real meaning is that
"Sab" "Bra" "Ka" ''Fal'' meetha hota hai.
Arz karta hun bhenchod : 

Lund ki awaj ko damdar kehte 

hai, 

fati chut ko bekar kehte hain, 

Sirf chodne ka nam mohabat 

nahi hota, 

kisi ki yado me mutthiya marne 

ko bhi pyar kehte Hai..

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Unki gali se guzre,to chaubara 

nazar aaya, 

unki gali se guzre, to chaubara 

nazar aaya, 

uski Maa bahar aa k boli- 

gand faad dungi bhosdi k jo 

dobara nazar aya.. 

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Aaj Uska Dil Phir 'DUKHA' Diya 

Humne, 

Apne Pyar Ka Karz 'CHUKA' Diya 

Humne. 

De kar Lalach Use 

'ICE-CREAM' Ka, 

Andhere Me Apna "LUND" 

chusa Diya Humne... 

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Dil todne ki saja nahi milti, 

Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti, 

MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai 

mere dost... 

Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi 

milti....! 

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Kutumminar ko dekhker galib ka 

dimag dauda. 

Kutumminar ko dekhker galib ka 

dimag dauda 

Aasmaan ko chodne chala dharti 

ka loda... 

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Dena Hai Lund Daan Me, 

Dena Hai lund Daan Me, 

"AE Dost" Hai Koi CHOOT 

Dhyaan Mei? 

Agar nahi hai to yeh Gum ka 

Ghoot Bhi pee lenge 

Teri gaand mar k hi jee lenge 

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Dilbar k hamne pyar se jo boob 

daba diye. 

zara gour farmaiye. 

dilbar k hamne pyar se jo boob 

daba diye. 

Bhen ki lodi ne laat mar ke 

humare GOTE suja diye. 

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SHHAM DIYO SE SAJAYE BAITHE 

HAI, 

KHUSHBU SASO ME BASAYE 

BAITHE HAI, 

UNKI DIWANGI TO DEKHO, 

GIRL FRIEND RAAT KO ANE 

WALI HAI, 

AUR WO DOPAHAR SE HI 

CONDOM LAGAYE BAITHE Hai. 

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Ghaalib Ne Arz Kiya: 

Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo 

Kehte Hai Ki 

Choot Per Baal Hai.. 

Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo 

Kehte Hai Ki 

Choot Per Baal Hai.. 

Arey.. 

Yeh Toh Laude Ko 

Fasane Ke Liye 

Bichhaya Huwa 

Jaal Hain..! 

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Arz hai 

Har ek LuND Pe Likha Hai 

ek CHUT Ka Nam! 

Wah!Wah! 

pehle sun to le lawde 

Har 1 LuND Pe Likha H 

1 CHUT Ka Nam! 

To Fir Q nhi dete Ho Hatho Ko 

aram? 

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Door goan me ek basti thi jaha 

pe randia sasti thi. 

unki gand me itni masti thi 

jaha dalo hasti thi. 

magar aap kyu haste ho usi goan 

ke lagte ho 

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chodan chodan kare sabhi 

chod sake na koye 

jab chodne ki bari ayi 

land khada na hoye 

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Pesh-e-khidmat ek ghazal... 

Kal chodne ki raat thi, 

Sab ne kia apna khada, 

Kuchh ne kaha... 

mera bada, 

Kuchh ne kaha... 

uska bada 

Hum b wahin maujood the 

Hum chup rahe, 

Bas hans diye, 

Jab hum ne 

kiya apna khada 

Sab ne kaha: 

Oye BEHENCHOD 

ITNA BADA...ITNA BADA.. 

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Na Chodo kisi ko itna 

ke Uski Choot Tumhari kamjori 

Ban Jaye. 

Usey Chodo kuchh Iss Tarah 

ke Tumhra Lund Uske Liye Zaruri 

Ban Jaye..!
Arz kiya hai..
Nangi Nangi pussy me penis fisal gaya

Gaur.  
Nangi Nangi pussy me penis fisal gaya

Aur
Dono Gotiya pareshan, Saala
"Ustaad kidhar gaya"????
Awesome Whatsapp creativity.

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love story of a small kid:
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Uske kadam jahan jahan pade, humne vo jagah chum li.....
......aur wo bewafa meri mummy ko ja ke boli 
"kaku, tumcha Mulaga  maati khato!!"

Translation: Aunt, your son eats dirt