Apr 7, 2014

WhatsApp Sexy Jokes Collection 7 April 2014

. Sexy jokes-
Wife : Janu Sex ho jaye.
Husband : Aaj Nahi.
Wife : Kyo ?
Husband :Aaj Condom lana Bhul Gaya.
Wife :Teri to roz ki magaj mari he lamination karvale!
Sardar ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li..
Dost ne pucha to bataya. Yaara dil khush ho jata hai jab ladkiyan aakar kehti hain "aage piche dono side karna
Raat ke Andhere mein Sardar-Ye Condom itna Chhota or Sakht kyo hai?
Wife-O Bina Dimaag ke Jaanwar,woh Bachche ke Dhoodh Peene ki Nipple hai.
UTAR ise......
Sardar Medicl Stor Pe Condom Lene gaya..
Pr Wha Jakr Condam ka Nam Bhul gaya..
Bahut der tak sochne k baad
sardar Zip Khol k..
O Yaar,
Iska body cover de do.!
Sardar goes to buy condoms
Salesman asks :Only flavoured ones r available. Which flavour do u want?
Sardar thinks&thinks &thinks
then says: Chhole Bhature!
Sardar- jaldi se chaddi nikalo! Aaj Sex ka Mood hai !
Ladki- maine chaddi nhi pehni.
Sardar-thik hai, kal chaddi pehan k aana.
Kal kar lenge !
Sardar sex kr raha tha galti se peeche daal diya.
BIWI= O, G truck galat gudaam me jaa raha hai.
SARDAR=ab bata rahi hai jab Maal Utaar Diya.
Tailor ladki ka Maap lete hue:
Koi boyfriend hai ?
Girl: Haan, Q ?
Tailor:
Usse bolna thode din left side pe zyada dhyaan de,
Fitting sahi baithegi.
Lady 2 Dr.: Mere husband ka bahut lamba hai. Andar jata hai to kaleje ko lagta hai.
Dr.: Chota karna hai kya?
Lady: Na ji na. Kaleja thoda upar ho sakta hai!?
1 pandit ki taang jal gayi.
Doctor ne Burnol aur viagra likh di, pandit bola Burnol to samajh aata hai par viagra kyon?
Dr: Usse dhoti Unchi rahegi....:-S
Sexy Lady in Sexy voice: Batao Meri panty me kya hai? Batao?
Sardar (with confidence):
Elastic hi hoga,
aaj-kal naadewali kaun pehenta hai.!
Teacher: kya cheez mooh main nahin Leni chahiye?
Student:"Jalta hua bulb. Teacher: Kyon?
Student: kal rat mum papa se bol rahi thi ki bulb buja do to muh me lu.
SEX k baad Pati BRA dete hue- Ye lo apne "Doodh k Dhakkan"
Unsatisfied Wife-Gusse se, Underwear dete hue-''Ye lo apne  Murday ka Kafan''.
Man - Doctor Sahib, Kamzooori Bahut Hai. 
Doctor-Doodh Daba Kar Piya Karo.
Man-Doctor Sahib Doodh to Bahut Peeta Hoon, Par Woh Zyada Dabane Nahi Deti....!
Suhagrat ko wife husband se boli "KARO?
Husband- mujhe kuch nahi aata
Wife- koi baat nahi jaise main karu vaise hi karte jaao,
wife ne kapde utare
husband ne bhi kapde utaare
fir..Wife ne letker taange utha lee to husband ne bhi letkar taange utha lee or bola"ab"?
Wife: ab aisa kar Bhosdike Bahar se 3 aadmi bula laa.. ek meri marega aur ek TERI.
Husband: aur teesra.? 
Wife- teesra free ka whatsapp msg padne wale ki marega jo bahut muskura raha hai..
Dekh kya. Raha hai😳
Forward kr zaldi market mein naya aaya hai
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