Feb 27, 2014

Hilarious WhatsApp Status Collections 27 Feb 2014

Life is short, why waste in updating Status..
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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode
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I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.
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A woman stopped me in the street and asked me to show his how to get to the hospital. So I pushed his under a bus.
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All girls are like domain names?? The ones I like are already taken.
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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love... :)
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Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could crap on the people I don't like.. Bahahaha :D
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My Internet is down today; I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. They are irresponsible lol
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Roses are red, violets are blue, friend requests are exciting.. but who the hell are you?!
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I`m proud of my heart. It`s been played, stabbed, cheated, burned and broken, but somehow still works.