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Three guys proposed a Girl
First Guy : I can die for you.
Girl : Everyone says that.
Second Guy : I can bring you a star from the sky.
Girl: Old dialogue.
Third Guy : I can give you my Facebook password, switch off my BBM and deactivate my Whatsapp
Girl (tears in eyes) : Paagal ... Itna pyar karta hai mere se......
Rulayga kya...!!!!
I typed MARRIED it was auto corrected to MARTYRED ..
So then I typed SHAADI it auto corrected to SHAHEED ..
Damn !!! These smart phones have gained too much intelligence .
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Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect
and
our new generation
...
.
.
removes
head phones
to give respect!
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What is similarity between the Indian Govt. And Pakistan Govt.....?
Answer-
Both don't care for INDIANS...!!!
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Husband was throwing knives on wife's photo.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received a call from her "hi, what r u doing?"
His honest reply,
"MISSING u!"
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India is running on trial and error........
Error was congress and now trial will be BJP
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Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days.
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SINDHI bhai opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement...!
Helper required..
Qualification:- Must have diabetes!
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ALL Happy Husbands Behave Like Amir Khan In Ghajini -
Biwi Ki Sunte Hain,
Samajhte Hain,
Aur.
15 Minute Ke Baad Sab BhooL Jaate Hain... __________________________________ __________________________________
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Parlok mein rajiv gandhi ko achanak hansi aa gai,
indira gandhi ne puchha: kya hua?
Rajiv: sonia se shadi maine ki par bhugat manmohan singh raha hai.!